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chickens

“See here, Marvin. It does no good to cross the road if you can’t remember where you parked.”

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Call the fashion police

easter goat

Ambling down the sidewalk of an unassuming strip mall, I encountered the above: a small goat wearing an orange tutu and an orange wig.  Its pet, a man with a brown shoe, was on a leash.  The gawkier, wearing purple shoes (who really had no business acting as the fashion police), took issue that the man was dressed inappropriately. His shoes were definitely last season.