First, I need to get the stinkin’ thing open before I can take advantage of this convenient packaging feature.
Category Archives: Funny signs
The unintentional consequence of taking the company car on errands.
A destination for fine meat products or…
a party for pint sized hooligans?
Precise Ambiguity
Is artificial intelligence doing the attacking or is it preventing attacks?
My flight was delayed, so I had time to ponder this statement. Either way I read it, I found it unsettling.
The finer print below clarified that it was AI that could save the cyber world, which I suppose is a relief.
And isn’t the guy pictured a doppelganger for Jeff Goldblum?
Now for something truly unsettling…I was about to post this last night last night when my computer crashed. Coincidence???
Job Opportunity
I’d like to review their resumes.
If you are having a bad day….
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Is there a linguist in the room?
I recently encountered the following sign:
I immediately thought of this:
When I got home, I looked up what Mr. Merriam-Webster had to say:
game
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1a (1) : activity engaged in for diversion or amusement : play (2) : the equipment for a gameb : often derisive or mocking jesting : fun, sport <make game of a nervous player>
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2a : a procedure or strategy for gaining an end : tacticb : an illegal or shady scheme or maneuver : racket
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3a (1) : a physical or mental competition conducted according to rules with the participants in direct opposition to each other (2) : a division of a larger contest (3) : the number of points necessary to win (4) : points scored in certain card games (as in all fours) by a player whose cards count up the highest (5) : the manner of playing in a contest (6) : the set of rules governing a game (7) : a particular aspect or phase of play in a game or sport<a football team’s kicking game>b plural : organized athleticsc (1) : a field of gainful activity : line <the newspaper game> (2) : any activity undertaken or regarded as a contest involving rivalry, strategy, or struggle <the dating game> <thegame of politics>; also : the course or period of such an activity <got into aviation early in the game> (3) : area of expertise : specialty 3 <comedy is not my game>
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4a (1) : animals under pursuit or taken in hunting; especially : wild animals hunted for sport or food (2) : the flesh of game animalsb archaic : pluckc : a target or object especially of ridicule or attack —often used in the phrase fair game
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/game
I was not out in the boonies nor was I anywhere near a wild animal preserve. In fact, I was in a populated area close to businesses and within a quarter of a mile of a college campus.
Then I understood. College students majoring in urban planning/sign design just forgot to add “r” at the end of “game.”

Job security??
In which no one is disappointed
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A Tinder intervention
He greets travelers from the west and is on the constant lookout for his true love.
She greets travelers from the east as her little pink heart breaks from loneliness.
Only 5 miles apart, yet they have never met.
This situation calls for Tinder.
What the duck?
Is the duck some kind of safety mascot for the hotel?
Maybe the duck is blind and insisted on including Braille.
The sign must have been designed by committee.