He greets travelers from the west and is on the constant lookout for his true love.
She greets travelers from the east as her little pink heart breaks from loneliness.
Only 5 miles apart, yet they have never met.
This situation calls for Tinder.
Is the duck some kind of safety mascot for the hotel?
Maybe the duck is blind and insisted on including Braille.
The sign must have been designed by committee.
Every time I drive by this house, I ask myself, “Why?”
Here’s my theory:
Simon, the simple elf, was charged with tweeting that Santa needed help in case of foul weather. He typed “foal” and auto correct changed it to “fowl.”
So, here you have Rudolph the Rooster, thinking that he will be Santa’s fowl weather helper….
Why else would an 8′ rooster with a Santa hat be on someone’s front step?
Wonder why he can’t afford a better sign?
My running partner and I took a different route the other day. We went by the local canine “wash-n-fluff” salon. My running partner commented on the sign in the window, “Finally, some husband training.”
I imagine classes would fill quickly, especially if the brides were in charge of registration.