A Tinder intervention


He greets travelers from the west and is on the constant lookout for his true love.

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She greets travelers from the east as her little pink heart breaks from loneliness.

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Only 5 miles apart, yet they have never met.

This situation calls for Tinder.

A plausible explanation


Every time I drive by this house, I ask myself, “Why?”

Here’s my theory:

Simon, the simple elf, was charged with tweeting that Santa needed help in case of foul weather.  He typed “foal” and auto correct changed it to “fowl.”

So, here you have Rudolph the Rooster, thinking that he will be Santa’s fowl weather helper….

Why else would an 8′ rooster with a Santa hat be on someone’s front step?