I purchased the above appliance over a year ago.  I thought I was so clever to invest in a toaster that doubles as a little oven.  Buyer’s remorse followed.  It does neither job very well and takes up too much counter space.

Anyway, a few days ago I was waiting for my toast to pop when I noticed some sage advice on the oven door.  I don’t know how I missed it until now.

There needs to be an addendum:

When you stop screaming, grab your coat because it’s time to go out to eat.